Catsup

Karen was busy cooking dinner and doing three things at once, as always. She was having trouble getting the catsup out of the bottle when the phone rang. "Great," she thought "One more thing to put me behind. Sara, would you please answer the phone?" Six year old Sara ran over and dutifully answered. "It's the bishop, Mom!" she said. "Don't worry." Then she spoke to the bishop "Can you please call back later? She can't come to the phone right now because she's hitting the bottle."