A 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She hangs onto his arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "How did you get the trophy girlfriend"?
"Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you"?
"I lied about my age."
"What, did you tell her you were only 50"?
"No, I told her I'm 90."
1 comment:
soooo wrong. sooooo funny.
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