Car Trouble

As the owner of an old clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns.

One day at the supermarket, just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed a stream of fluid pouring out of the bottom of the car. I knew I had to get home before the car was once again out of action.

When I arrived, I asked my husband to take a look at the problem. Expecting the worst, I braced myself for his diagnosis.

When he came back in, he was smiling.

"It's apple juice," he said.