Monday, September 10, 2007

Bubba and Billy Bob

While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.

They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won first place, which was a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.

Bubba won sixth prize, which was a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great! I love spaghetti!"

Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you? How's the toilet brush? "Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper."

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