Baseball Help

At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called and said, "I need a baseball quote." I immediately answered with Yogi Berra's famous, "It isn't over 'til it's over!"

There was a brief moment of silence before the woman asked, "What was that?"

"You asked me for a baseball quote and that was the first thing that came into my head."

"Oh, my husband told me to call and get a baseball quote."

"Uhhh, do you want to ship something?"

"Yes."

"Do you mean you want a ballpark estimate?"