A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit"? St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll ruin you all!"
St. Peter was impressed.
"When did this happen"? he asked.
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
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