Monday, September 18, 2006

Things for Cathryn to Worry About

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


What disease did cured ham actually have?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

1 comment:

Queen Karana said...

These I like.