Why God Didn't Receive Tenure

* He had only one publication.
* And it was in hebrew.
* And it had no references.
* And it wasn't published in a refereed journal.
* And some even doubt if he wrote it himself.
* It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done/published since then?
* His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
* The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to repeat his results.
* He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
* He expelled his first two students for learning.
* Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
* His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
* It's rumored that he drowned nearly the entire sample group to cover up a failed experiment!